2.14.2008

Paper Negatives

"Hey, Kevin, why do your photos look so fucked up?"
"Fucked up how? Content?"
"No, they look fuzzy. You know, weird."
"Oh, thats a paper negative."
"ah, ok?"
- people walking by the color lab my last semester at Antonelli.

Paper negatives are fun, they look neat, they add some crazy textures to your photo. They shouldn't always be used as I think it varies from photo to photo. I'm not going to explain how to do it, you can Google 'paper negatives' on your own. I will, however, show you how to cheat at paper negatives. I stumbled upon this the other day.

First, start with a negative(you know, from real quality cameras.Preferably a big one too, 2.25" and above). The picture I'm using is almost two years old and is from the Schiele series I did before I graduated. This was excluded from the series for a number of reasons. Mostly because of my own carelessness composing this shot. I've come back to this negative because I really enjoy just how perfect my friend Amanda hit this pose and her face is exactly what I wanted. Here is the negative scanned at 1200dpi on an Epson 4990 Photo scanner(just scanned, no work - hence dust.):


Once scanned and corrected and cropped and blah blah blahed this could be an ok picture.

First, we are going to rescan this negative. I used the film area guide so I could do a full frame scan of the 4x5" negative. But before I close the lid to my scanner I'm going do something a little crazy. I'm going to place a piece of plain white printer paper over my negative. I know, I'm insane. Why hell would I do that? Because!

Look at all that grainy texture we just added! It's almost like a paper negative!

Now this doesn't change the fact that its kind of a mediocre image. Time to crop, lower saturation, adjust levels, and throw in some curve adjustment. Add some light toning too.

Final product:

An image that is better than mediocre! Something I'd consider hanging on my wall.

Now that you know how to cheat making paper negatives I suggest you go fucking nuts. Get anything that isn't completely opaque and throw it in your scanner. See what types of texture and patterns you are able to cast on your newly alternative image.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You should have your own TV show in the vein of Bob Ross and his fluffy fucking clouds. But instead of clouds, you can use dicks.

kcon said...

Have I ever told you, Alex, that I'm madly in love with you?